PS3 Slim out!!

*drum roll* DHAN TE NAAA!




As pretty as a Chandramukhi Chautala. :D

This is what we've been waitin' for since a couple of years now. All us gamers, waitin' for Sony to trim the size as well as cost of arguably one of the best gaming consoles - PS3.

This slimmed out version of the beast will be available to aam janata by first week of this September. Oh wait... Its only the US release date. Guess we'll have to wait for another decade or somethin'? :(

Cost is $299 now. Around Rs.16k!!!! Whatta bargain! :D



It's smaller and lighter, has a 120GB HDD, and packs "all the same features" of the regular PS3 while consuming 34 percent less power and taking up 32 percent less space. Space and lightness se yaad aaya, seems like Sony's worked harder to lose all the weight than Adi has or ever will! :P. And OMFG! Look who's going eco-friendly now! xD


Now, lets get down to a few specs. (ONLY for Geeky friends of mine!)

• Product name: PlayStation 3
• Product code: CECH-2000A (Charcoal Black)
• CPU: Cell Broadband Engine™
• GPU: RSX
• Audio output: LPCM 7.1ch, Dolby Digital, Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby TrueHD, DTS, DTS-HD, AAC.
• Memory: 256MB XDR Main RAM, 256MB GDDR3 VRAM
• Hard disk: 120GB 2.5" Serial ATA
• USB 2.0 ports: 2
• Networking: Ethernet (10BASE-T, 100BASE-TX, 1000BASE-T), IEEE 802.11 b/g, Bluetooth 2.0 (+EDR)
• Controller: Wireless Controller (Bluetooth) x 1
• AV outputs: HDMI x 1, AV MULTI OUT x 1, Digital out (optical) x 1
• Resolutions: 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i (for PAL 576p, 576i)
• BD / DVD / CD drive (read only): BD × 2 (BD-ROM), DVD × 8 (DVD-ROM), CD × 24 (CD-ROM)
• Power: AC 220 – 240, 50/60Hz
• Power consumption: Approx. 250W
• External dimensions (excluding maximum projecting part): Approx. 290 × 65 × 290 mm (width × height × length)
• Mass: Approx. 3.2kg
• Included in box: PlayStation 3 system × 1, Wireless Controller (DUALSHOCK 3) × 1, AC power cord × 1, AV cable × 1, USB cable × 1

In short: It's a smaller PS3, but that's it. No new features, no more capable of installin' Linux, no special hardware, just smaller and cheaper. And it wont have sex with you.


Guys, this is exactly what you'll be seeing in my bedroom, me and my bitch(slimmer and lighter now!), workin' it out, come March 2010. B-)

Chumma posht.

Time : 4 am-ish.
Location : My Gloomy Bedroom.


3rd day (night probably?) of insomnia. Jobless. No new movies to watch. Called 4 people. Texted. Forwared forwards. Nobody responded. Why does everyone sleep at this time? Time passes at like speeds of snails or something at this hour. Screw you, timekeepers!

Live feed from my bedroom (Whats happenin' and whats been happenin' in short and stuff.):

• Playin' 'Broken, Beat And Scarred' over and over again. Love the outro.
  
• Watched all the upcoming movie's trailers. Almost all. Avoid Dragonball : Evolution.
• Read blogs. Yes, yours too, adi.
  
• PSP's pretty dead. So, no gaming for a lil' long.
• We kicked Toffees arse at their home ground, 6-1! Way to go, Fabo!
• Still hard to believe that I cleared off 11/12 subjects. Best orgasm ever had.
• Everyone's who's lookin' forward to Prince Of Persia live action movie, just suck it up. Its been molested and dry fucked pretty good.
• Rorschach and Scott Pilgrim are my gurus from now on.
• March 2010 still looks pretty damn far from far.
• A trip to Pondy is in works. Hope it works out!
• I love my (dhaapewaala) Panda action fugure.
• Kaminey dekne chalo bey!! Priyanka is so 'hot'. (Not the 'hot' you think. The neoclassical meaning of 'hot'.) Period. Besides, there's a seduction scene too! INSTANT MUST WATCH for everyone!
• Opeth is 'different'.
• Wallace Wells is soooo gayyyy.............yet so fine!
• I pretty much suck at Quake 3 too. Screw you, campers (ACP)!
  

I'm goin' outta my mind now. Crocin sucks ass. Hopefully, they're playin' FIR or Sarabhai vs Sarabhai on TV now. Apun katrela hai, yahaan se.. Saala, timepaas to hich jayenga wahaan.. So, good night. Shabba Khair (WTF does that even mean? Who's Shabba?). Shubh Ratri. Bhagwaan aapki raksha kare.....




Ok. I'm done. Buzz off, now.