PS3 Slim out!!

*drum roll* DHAN TE NAAA!




As pretty as a Chandramukhi Chautala. :D

This is what we've been waitin' for since a couple of years now. All us gamers, waitin' for Sony to trim the size as well as cost of arguably one of the best gaming consoles - PS3.

This slimmed out version of the beast will be available to aam janata by first week of this September. Oh wait... Its only the US release date. Guess we'll have to wait for another decade or somethin'? :(

Cost is $299 now. Around Rs.16k!!!! Whatta bargain! :D



It's smaller and lighter, has a 120GB HDD, and packs "all the same features" of the regular PS3 while consuming 34 percent less power and taking up 32 percent less space. Space and lightness se yaad aaya, seems like Sony's worked harder to lose all the weight than Adi has or ever will! :P. And OMFG! Look who's going eco-friendly now! xD


Now, lets get down to a few specs. (ONLY for Geeky friends of mine!)

• Product name: PlayStation 3
• Product code: CECH-2000A (Charcoal Black)
• CPU: Cell Broadband Engine™
• GPU: RSX
• Audio output: LPCM 7.1ch, Dolby Digital, Dolby Digital Plus, Dolby TrueHD, DTS, DTS-HD, AAC.
• Memory: 256MB XDR Main RAM, 256MB GDDR3 VRAM
• Hard disk: 120GB 2.5" Serial ATA
• USB 2.0 ports: 2
• Networking: Ethernet (10BASE-T, 100BASE-TX, 1000BASE-T), IEEE 802.11 b/g, Bluetooth 2.0 (+EDR)
• Controller: Wireless Controller (Bluetooth) x 1
• AV outputs: HDMI x 1, AV MULTI OUT x 1, Digital out (optical) x 1
• Resolutions: 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i (for PAL 576p, 576i)
• BD / DVD / CD drive (read only): BD × 2 (BD-ROM), DVD × 8 (DVD-ROM), CD × 24 (CD-ROM)
• Power: AC 220 – 240, 50/60Hz
• Power consumption: Approx. 250W
• External dimensions (excluding maximum projecting part): Approx. 290 × 65 × 290 mm (width × height × length)
• Mass: Approx. 3.2kg
• Included in box: PlayStation 3 system × 1, Wireless Controller (DUALSHOCK 3) × 1, AC power cord × 1, AV cable × 1, USB cable × 1

In short: It's a smaller PS3, but that's it. No new features, no more capable of installin' Linux, no special hardware, just smaller and cheaper. And it wont have sex with you.


Guys, this is exactly what you'll be seeing in my bedroom, me and my bitch(slimmer and lighter now!), workin' it out, come March 2010. B-)

Chumma posht.

Time : 4 am-ish.
Location : My Gloomy Bedroom.


3rd day (night probably?) of insomnia. Jobless. No new movies to watch. Called 4 people. Texted. Forwared forwards. Nobody responded. Why does everyone sleep at this time? Time passes at like speeds of snails or something at this hour. Screw you, timekeepers!

Live feed from my bedroom (Whats happenin' and whats been happenin' in short and stuff.):

• Playin' 'Broken, Beat And Scarred' over and over again. Love the outro.
  
• Watched all the upcoming movie's trailers. Almost all. Avoid Dragonball : Evolution.
• Read blogs. Yes, yours too, adi.
  
• PSP's pretty dead. So, no gaming for a lil' long.
• We kicked Toffees arse at their home ground, 6-1! Way to go, Fabo!
• Still hard to believe that I cleared off 11/12 subjects. Best orgasm ever had.
• Everyone's who's lookin' forward to Prince Of Persia live action movie, just suck it up. Its been molested and dry fucked pretty good.
• Rorschach and Scott Pilgrim are my gurus from now on.
• March 2010 still looks pretty damn far from far.
• A trip to Pondy is in works. Hope it works out!
• I love my (dhaapewaala) Panda action fugure.
• Kaminey dekne chalo bey!! Priyanka is so 'hot'. (Not the 'hot' you think. The neoclassical meaning of 'hot'.) Period. Besides, there's a seduction scene too! INSTANT MUST WATCH for everyone!
• Opeth is 'different'.
• Wallace Wells is soooo gayyyy.............yet so fine!
• I pretty much suck at Quake 3 too. Screw you, campers (ACP)!
  

I'm goin' outta my mind now. Crocin sucks ass. Hopefully, they're playin' FIR or Sarabhai vs Sarabhai on TV now. Apun katrela hai, yahaan se.. Saala, timepaas to hich jayenga wahaan.. So, good night. Shabba Khair (WTF does that even mean? Who's Shabba?). Shubh Ratri. Bhagwaan aapki raksha kare.....




Ok. I'm done. Buzz off, now.

Kratos is more pissed than I initially thought! :O

Attention my fellow gamers! Here are some of the latest snaps and one hell of a trailer of God Of War 3! Man, Zeus will have to pay real big.. Kratos is so, so pissed and am so lovin' it..! :D

(click on the image for bigger size and better texture. ;) )



Kratos showin off his blades. Now in Full HD! :D




That move's called 'Cyclone Of Chaos'. Trust me, you wouldn wanna be in his way! lol..




Playing around with the undead. Sweeeet.



Seems like a Boss fight. Slayin a Leo sounds really tempting! :DD



Ha! The heavy attack! Skeleton warriors ki to band baje gi!

Caution: My young adolescent readers (includin Adi), this trailer contains too much gore! Hope you get the taste of being the God Of War after this. ;)

http://tinyurl.com/arc4cb

Read trivia if you have not understood what Kratos was doing.


Trivia time..
-The first two God of War titles were two of the best looking games on the PS2. God of War III simply blows them away. To put it in perspective, the model of Kratos alone is so advanced that if you were to put just him on a PS2 disc, the PS2 would be unable to handle it. Graphically, God of War III may just be the best looking game this generation.
- Did you know that Kratos is Zeus' son..?? o_O Ji hyanji! He is indeed a God's son, though he spent all his years without knowing this. Lived a mortal's life.
-Kratos used the Blades of Chaos ( see the pic! ) to deliver pain to anyone stupid enough to get in his way. And there were a lot of stupid people in ancient Greece. Attached to a length of chain, the blades can be flung out to greet all those annoying little harpies flying around half-naked, or used as daggers for a more personal slaying. They’re perfect for any rock-climbing enthusiast who plans on scaling the smoldering cliffs of Hades, and they come in handy when extra leverage is needed in the occasional threesome.



Wanna know more..? Go get a PS2 with God Of War I/II titles and know why Kratos is LEGEN- wait for it -DARY! ;)

Year 2009 AD

First thing's first. Belated Happy New Year to all readers!! :) Cheers!

This blog was supposed to be posted on the new year's eve. Sadly, coz of my exams, I had to push it ahead. But, am glad I had to. I've got more to write now. :) Ok. So lets begin with how things have been in the first 3 weeks of this new year.

-New year's party turned out to be a total disaster after a few Raj Kumar fans got a lil too senti. lol.. Boooo Country Club Management! xP

-Exams were not good enough. Again. Ok. Time to say somthin new! I know!

-Not allowed to go to Kerala trip with my friends. Its so totally pakau here! Saala! Kismet hi gaandu hai! hatt! :(

-FIFA 09 dvd not workin!! X( WTF?!

-Mum's lost her MotoRokR! Naya gadget aayega! :D

-Learning Licence banwaana hai! Aur locha!

-Anee's been busy. Milna to door, baat bhi nahi ho pa rahi! Haven't met her since I asked her out. :|

-Annual PS3 FIFA tourny got over in December '08 unlike last year. Couldn participate! One more year to wait. :-S

-Thanks to Mo, am finally participatin in atleast one tourny this year! Zapak, here I come! :D

-I've been bombarded with a hell lotta good TV series lately!! Never knew TV could be so much fun! lol.. Currently addicted to:

• How I Met Your Mother. ( Legen- wait for it...- dary!! )
• South Park. ( "Fat ass! Butthole!" lol)
• The Big Bang Theory.( Sheldon is THE man!)
• Heroes. ( X-men's rip off but still keeps me hooked to it! )
• Naruto. ( One hell of an anime! Thank you adi, for ya dvds! )
• Death Note. ( What would YOU do if you could kill a person just by writin his name in a lousy book?? period. Socho.. )
• Entourage. ( Ari Gold and his witty one liners. Pleasure. Pure Pleasure.)

Now, the wish list of 2009! My favorite part! :D

• The epic battle between Titans, Olympians and Kratos resumes, only this time, its gonna be on the HD 1080p ! Yes! PS3 is going to be blessed by GOD OF WAR franchise! GOD OF WAR 3 is here! Have been waitin for this moment since last 2 years! My PS3 is not too far now! *loud evil laugh*
• Hope Applied Thermodynamics is easier. Basic Thermodynamics ke saath hi likhana hai na! :P
• Arsenal should finish in the top 4. Beating ManUtd would be an added bonus to watch. xD . Fabregas reigns as the captain for the remaining part of the campaign.
• Mumbai and Pune trip should be fun. Gawd! I love get-togethers!
• Iron Maiden's gonna be in B'lore!!
• Terminator Salvation, Watchmen and Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince seem really good! Anticipating a good year in this dept. :)
• Hopefully I'll convince mum to get me a cell phone which has a huge space to archive my messages! Cant delete those sweet texts you know.
  
• Slayer and Anthrax are coming up with an album each. Metal scene's gonna be back! \m/
• Hope we go to a place like Ramnagar this year as well! Oh boy! That was fun! *lost*
• Heath Ledger bags an Oscar for the role of Joker. RIP Heath.
• Obama's really gonna make a difference. He's so totally gonna belt Pak's arse! :D
• Arsene Wenger doesn't leave for Real Madrid.
• We all will be missing Apeksha. No more PJs. Engineering's really not her stuff. Good luck with your stuff ahead.. :)
• Hope to upgrade my PC! Only I know how I work with my bitch! Maaa!! I need more RAM!! Kaas kodamma! X(
• I was wondering... How will we call FIFA 2010??!?! I mean, all these years, its been like.. "Hey dawg, got a copy of '09?" .. But now?!
  
• Start learning a musical instrument. Guitar classes would be just great! Par uske liye guit kharidna padega.. guit liya to PS3 cancel ho sakta hai!! X( aarrrrrghhhh! kya karu?!
  
• I headbang more than last year. Good music is the key.
  
• Hope I get more ideas to mentain my blog and keep writing.
• And a few other million wishes which wouldn come true even in a decade! Neva mind about 'em! lol..
  

Awryt! I guess I've written a lil too much already! Gotta save somethin for next post! Chalo bhai.. Writin blog isn't really a pain. Its kinda fun! And ya, guys, I can never write as good as Apeksha does. Am doin as good as I possibly can. :) period. Adi, Apeksha and Ro, thnx for inspiring me to start off with the blog. Its all coz of you fellaz. ;)



Ok then. Take care, readers. I'll be back with another post real soon. A betta one. Adios. ;)